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on booze warehouse towmotor operator suffered a sore leg and damage was estimated at 200,000 dollars.

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A Christmas Warning



 With the gift giving season upon us these are the things to beware of

Kids



 Some Assembly Required - You'll regret this usually is followed with Easy Enough for a Five Year Old (with a  

  PHD in mechanical engineering and a minor in zen philosophy)



 Batteries Included ( dead already)



 Rechargable batteries included ( dead again takes 2 days to charge)



 Test assembly of toy before the Special night allows for parts check for miss made and missing parts while

   stores are still open



  Read instructions remember kids won't and flying Zhu Zhues hurt



Better  Half



  One size Fits all DOESN'T



  Redecorate dog house better yet rebuild it suggest ample favorite beaverage and warm blankets



  Remember buy loose and flowing. sizes vary too tight she's gaining weight too loose you think she's gaining  

     weight

    (see dog house)



  Hand over wallet full of  cash or gift cards



Guys

   Power Tools yes but see kids re batteries



   Truck parts or accessories " gee honey just what I wanted Turbo Blaster Super Halogen Flood lights with

      driver blinding beams"



    A photo copy of the last or biggest repair bill

   

    A photo of you or his truck better yet you and his truck



Others



    With kids batteries case lots of batteries ( toys eat these)



    Pets  food

   

Fellow Hummer owners



    A picture of their ride ( Roys pick one )



    A calender with Hummer Events noted



    A model of their ride desk friendly size so he or she can remember why their working

     

    Tools to replace ones lost in mud, thrown in disgust or broken/worn out



     A metal detector to find lost parts / tools

 

     Certificates for rental cars

 

Self

    Band-aids (( if clumsy a well supplied first aid kit) if really clumsy a cell phone with 911 on speed dial)

    Booze or beer ,

    Pain killers  



And remember this is a time of love and sharing and it's the thought that counts





THE WAR STARTS ON BOXING DAY AT THE RETURNS COUNTER!!!!!!!!!  





Merry Christmas To All and a Happy New Year too from Black Rhino's crew from us unto you