Some of theses are beyond funny !

[johnnyspikesH3]

A good friend of mine who is a Ford guy . Sent this to me . Some i have heard before . Some i have not ! Theses are EPIC ! Enjoy the laugh <img src='http://www.canadianhummerclub.com/forum ... feSpit.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':coffeespit:' /> Chevrolet



-Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips



-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time



-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time



-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques



"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."



Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?



A. Push it off a cliff.



Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?



A. The bus schedule.



Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my



Chevy"?



A. Sounds like a fair trade.



Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?



A. A miracle?



Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?



A. A mirage.



Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?



A. Fill up the gas tank.



Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?



A. Customized.



Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?



A. Turn the engine off.



Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?



A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.



Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?



A. Shock absorbers.



Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?



A. Park it between two Fords



CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.



CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.



CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.



CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.



CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed



CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet



GMC= Garage Man's Companion



GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming



GMC= Gay Mans Chariot



GM= General Mistake



GM= Glued Metal



IROC= I Run On Credit



IROC= I'm a retard out cruising



IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising



IROC= I'd Rather Own a Corvette



IROC= I reek of cologne



IROC= I really own crap



Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter



SS= Super Slow



RS - Really Slow



CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine.

[thedub]

what do call a chevy with a sunroof



a dumpster



why do chevys have heated rear windows



to keep your hands warm while pushing.



whats the difference between a chevy and a tampon



the tampon comes with a tow rope as standard.

[dwaxman1]

Now these are funny... nice!

[shotgun-cam]

GM = General Morons

Ford = Found On Road Dead or Fix Or Repair Daily