POST A JOKE......HAVE FUN

This is a free for all area to catch anything..a Fun spot..
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This just in the U.S. military just revealed that they have achieved over 200 mph in a Hummer. When asked if it was a new fuel or engine The military spokesperson stated it was not but simply that the chute failed.
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more from Luck newspaper  Wedding Announcement ... The Lee family and the Crap family announce the marrage of their son Full O'Crap and Lee On U last week in keeping with oriental custom Miss On U will now be known as Crap On U. 
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Try the Monkey House at the nearest zoo.
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Smart Car daffyinitions:



  Heart Attack what a Smart Car driver has when he see a speeding transport in his rear view mirror.



  Deceased what becomes of said driver when transport catches up to him.



Speed bump see Smart car



Pray what a Smart Car driver does on highway also what transport drivers think Smart Cars are



Bumper Guards what Hummer drivers use Smart Cars for
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Then there was the divorced man who bought a gps unit so he'd have someone to tell him where to go.
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