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Re: POST A JOKE......HAVE FUN

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:19 pm
by T.C.

Re: POST A JOKE......HAVE FUN

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:40 pm
by shotgun-cam
This just in the U.S. military just revealed that they have achieved over 200 mph in a Hummer. When asked if it was a new fuel or engine The military spokesperson stated it was not but simply that the chute failed.

Re: POST A JOKE......HAVE FUN

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:48 pm
by shotgun-cam
more from Luck newspaper  Wedding Announcement ... The Lee family and the Crap family announce the marrage of their son Full O'Crap and Lee On U last week in keeping with oriental custom Miss On U will now be known as Crap On U. 

Re: POST A JOKE......HAVE FUN

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 6:18 am
by T.C.

Re: POST A JOKE......HAVE FUN

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 1:11 am
by shotgun-cam
Try the Monkey House at the nearest zoo.

Re: POST A JOKE......HAVE FUN

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 4:19 am
by shotgun-cam
Smart Car daffyinitions:



  Heart Attack what a Smart Car driver has when he see a speeding transport in his rear view mirror.



  Deceased what becomes of said driver when transport catches up to him.



Speed bump see Smart car



Pray what a Smart Car driver does on highway also what transport drivers think Smart Cars are



Bumper Guards what Hummer drivers use Smart Cars for

Re: POST A JOKE......HAVE FUN

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:36 am
by shotgun-cam
Then there was the divorced man who bought a gps unit so he'd have someone to tell him where to go.