POST A JOKE......HAVE FUN

T.C. · Post by **T.C.** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:50 am

[quote author=guccilulu link=topic=991.msg7874#msg7874 date=1240980007]

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night & have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time. Well, the boy is exstatic,

but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all.That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute passes, & the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, & still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, & whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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hahahahahahha good one G

T.C. · Post by **T.C.** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:51 am

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Then there was the guy who was running around beathing hard in 30 deg weather. When asked why he told police that his Doctor told him to run in short pants.

Gotta go jump in the pool and take my medication. Instructions say to take "two tablets in water "

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shotgun-cam · Post by **shotgun-cam** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:03 pm

When following Derick's H2 one must watch out for D parts .

How are an over zealous Hummer driver and a dolphin the same? They're both called Flipper.

T.C. · Post by **T.C.** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:26 pm

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Beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.

After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While

Doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"

"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or

Dermatological abnormalities."

"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her

Breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.

"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate

Breast cancer."

"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his

Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked,

"Do you know what I am doing now?"

"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here

In the first place."

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T.C. · Post by **T.C.** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:27 pm

T.C. · Post by **T.C.** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:46 pm

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