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Re: POST A JOKE......HAVE FUN
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:22 am
by captain_black19
I went to the metro toronto zoo last year...Went to go see the monkeys but they had this lonely shabby looking one there.... I felt sorry for the poor little monkey so i bought a bag of peanuts.....I threw one in his cage he jumped down off his branch .....He picked up the peanut looked at it stuck it in his ass then ate the peanut.....So i did this a few times the monkey did the same thing over again.... Then i found the man over the monkeys and told him that i threw in a peanut he picked it up looked at it stuck it in his ass then ate it.....He siad sir thats a very smart monkey he checks the size before he eats it...One day some one threw in a fresh peach and he couldnt pass the stone....
Re: POST A JOKE......HAVE FUN
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:08 pm
by T.C.
Re: POST A JOKE......HAVE FUN
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:32 pm
by njlondon
Last Nickel
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son..He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back..
The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper
and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants;
takes hold of the boy's' testicles
and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly..
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the Father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
"I've Never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are You a doctor? "
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'No,' the woman replied. I'm with Revenue Canada..'
Re: POST A JOKE......HAVE FUN
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 7:42 pm
by T.C.
Re: POST A JOKE......HAVE FUN
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 2:21 am
by shotgun-cam
If you can find an old Canadian Fifty dollar bill with the RCMP musical ride on the back you will find that there are 39 Mounties.
The following is the explanation for this.
39 Mounties in the picture
6 Mounties investigating the 39 in the picture (45)
3 Mounties investigating the 6 investigating the 39 (48)
1 Mountie investigating the 3 investigating the 6 investigating the 39 (49)
and of course 1 Mountie to supervise the entire bunch (50) so there are 50 mounties involved in the Fifty's picture.
Re: POST A JOKE......HAVE FUN
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 9:16 pm
by T.C.
Re: POST A JOKE......HAVE FUN
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 9:34 pm
by T.C.
