Brian's Clock...

[njlondon]

A man died and went to Heaven.



As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks

behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'



St. Peter answered, "'These are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth

has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."'



'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'



'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter.. 'The hands have never

moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'



'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'



St. Peter responded, 'that's Abraham Lincoln's clock: the hands have

moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'



'Where's Brian Mulroney's clock?' asked the man.

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St Peter replied, "Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan".

[shotgun-cam]

Gee since the Hearings heard God is using Brian's clock as the rotor on his helicopter. and helmit's as its tail rotor. <img src='http://www.canadianhummerclub.com/forum ... >/grin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';D' />