Chuck Norris

[thedub]

Ok boys and girls, you know what to do <img src='http://www.canadianhummerclub.com/forum ... oflmao.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rotflmao:' /> Max of two per person, heres two to start you off;



If at first you don't succeed, your not chuck Norris



The only time Chuck Norris uses a stunt double, is for crying scenes.

[3dinnovations]

1) Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.



2) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[johnnyspikesH3]

Chuck Norris really a member of Seal Team 6

[Indy]

His beard is probably classified as a weapon....

[Sugarphreak]

-When Chuck Norris does push ups, he stays still while the earth moves up and down



-Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and MAKE him drink



-Chuck Norris can talk about "fight club"



-In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.



-Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he is already following you

[Sugarphreak]

Also, this is what happens when you Google Chuck Norris



GOOGLE "CHUCK NORRIS"

[shotgun-cam]

Chuck Norris still winds up in the $5 bin at Wal Mart for a 4 movie dvd set.

[thedub]

Chuck Norris ordered a big mac in burger king and got it <img src='http://www.canadianhummerclub.com/forum ... ght_on.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':right_on:' />