God bless this guy .
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:36 am
This took some thinking .
That's awesome but what about the Hummers that don't wheel off road what about a prayer for them, maybe that one should go something like this:
OUR LOCKERS, WHO ARE NOT IN THE DIFFS,
HALLOWEDBE THY NAME,THY
TRACTION DON'T COME, THY WILL BE STUCK
IN A DITCH AS IT IS IN THE PARKING LOT. GIVE US
A DAY, WHERE HOPE AND FORGIVENESS FOR LEAVING BLACK MARKS ON THE CURBS
AS WE FORGIVE CITY WORKERS WHO DON'T GIVE US ENOUGH DITCHES
AND LEAD US NOT INTO BOTTOMLESS CUPS
OF COFFEE, BUT DELIVER US THAT PIZZA
FOR THINE IS THE STARBUCKS
AND THE KEG AND THE MILESTONE'S
FOR EVER AND EVER. AMEN
Now now don't be hating we are an equal loving club here be it in the Mud or in on the Pavement!
Cheers
John
