Note to Elves
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 10:03 am
Dear Elves
Please do not feed the reindeer beans or other gassy foods. Yes the sleigh runs faster with "jet propelled" deer by is offset by more frequent stops to change clothes and air tanks due to the unbreathable air. Also the rules about low residue foods apply I deliver toys and coal to poor children ( used to warm them ) not High Alitude reindeer dropping bombardments.
Also please load extra warm clothing for those poor souls who are without power due to weather conditions.
Your Boss SANTA.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a Goodnight.
P.S. Please note the Vacation list opens Jan 1 2014 post early for best choices S.C.
Please do not feed the reindeer beans or other gassy foods. Yes the sleigh runs faster with "jet propelled" deer by is offset by more frequent stops to change clothes and air tanks due to the unbreathable air. Also the rules about low residue foods apply I deliver toys and coal to poor children ( used to warm them ) not High Alitude reindeer dropping bombardments.
Also please load extra warm clothing for those poor souls who are without power due to weather conditions.
Your Boss SANTA.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a Goodnight.
P.S. Please note the Vacation list opens Jan 1 2014 post early for best choices S.C.