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Police reported the recovery of Tim Horton's missing Stanley Cup Ring. When asked they were not sure if it had been lost or stolen but were certian of the owner. The Officer said they were sure it was Tim Horton's ring as on checking the rim they saw "Please Try Again" inscribed.
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Quickies.....
The Austrialian Outback where men are men and the Sheep are nervous.
My girlfriend is a magican she took a Hummer and turned it into a resturant.
He loved his animals so much he made ewes turn.
Last reading on an electronic inclinometer "TOO LATE!!"
posted In Memory of the late Alexander Bellinski the world's first telephone pole
The Austrialian Outback where men are men and the Sheep are nervous.
My girlfriend is a magican she took a Hummer and turned it into a resturant.
He loved his animals so much he made ewes turn.
Last reading on an electronic inclinometer "TOO LATE!!"
posted In Memory of the late Alexander Bellinski the world's first telephone pole
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Then there was the guy who was running around beathing hard in 30 deg weather. When asked why he told police that his Doctor told him to run in short pants.
Gotta go jump in the pool and take my medication. Instructions say to take "two tablets in water "
Gotta go jump in the pool and take my medication. Instructions say to take "two tablets in water "
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[quote author=guccilulu link=topic=991.msg7872#msg7872 date=1240978164]
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large."
The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
The man answered.......... "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."
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SORRY BOYS.............JUST A JOKE!!
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A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large."
The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
The man answered.......... "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."
[img width=100 height=100]http://i598.photobucket.com/albums/tt65 ... mao020.gif[/img]
SORRY BOYS.............JUST A JOKE!!
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[quote author=guccilulu link=topic=991.msg7873#msg7873 date=1240978989]
ANOTHER ONE..........WHY NOT ?
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife-Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
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ANOTHER ONE..........WHY NOT ?
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife-Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
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